I'm not saying my boss is arrogant, but this is what she thinks its like when she farts... Oh wait, I am definitely saying she is arrogant.

What I'm pretty sure my wife is saying to me after my 6th glass of bourbon... What I'm afraid really happened... Gifs from giphy.com royalty free *and

Although not as effective as drinking bleach, Dr. Osborne insists that putting on a little Black Sabbath and doing this... will make all viruses avoid you like the plague. GIF from giphy.com royalty-free

Actual footage of me when I swing by the grocery store and they actually have a pack of toilet paper... Sadly the footage of me when I found meat is not safe for work. Royalty free GIF from Giphy.com