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Matt Querzoli
@quipsofq
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And on the third router restart, He rose again.
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October 18, 2017
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satire
2017-10-24 06:40
Creature-Loving Vegan Laughs Maniacally While Massacring Mosquito In Bedroom
Scott Porter was in the middle of a wonderful wet dream — involving a Ferrari, his boss, a childhood crush and a large tub of oyster sauce — before his unconscious fun suddenly came to an end and he woke
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funny
2017-10-21 09:30
Outright Brat Referred to as ‘Gifted’ by Willfully Ignorant Mother
Seven-year-old Ethan Hunter, aspiring astronaut or movie star, has been labelled ‘gifted’ by his young mother, despite the fact that everyone he has come into contact with is of the opinion that he is
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satire
2017-10-19 05:26
Man to Have Legs Amputated after Failing to Find a Seat While Shopping With Girlfriend
In a tragic story from Sydney CBD Westfield shopping centre yesterday, local man Grant Garry had to be rushed to hospital after failing to find a seat for more than five hours during shopping with his
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introduceyourself
2017-10-18 09:34
G'day - My Steemit Intro
G'day legends. My name's Matt, and I'm a mad Australian blogger with satirical tendencies. In my spare time, I'm a software developer, working away trying to fix the things that I've probably broken. In
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