Hey guys. My name is Ralph. I am just your normal guy from Reseda, CA. I am originally from New Jersey but my Mom got a job out here and thought it would be good for us to move. I miss my friends but I met a pretty cool one here in our apartment complex. He is an old Japanese caretaker that kind of has taken me under his wing.

I enjoy karate a lot. I got into it as I was being bullied at school by a bunch of guys that go to this Karate school called the Kobra Kais. Man they are mean, especially this guy named Johnny who is the current All Valley Karate champion. Busted up my bike, beat up my face, and even broke my girlfriends radio.

But I was able to overcome this as I was challenged to fight these guys in the All Valley Tournament which I won. I used this technique called The Crane Kick which looks utterly ridiculous and lame but it lured my opponent Johnny to approach me like I was a wounded animal and I straight FRONT KICKED that fool right in his face.

I owe it all to my mentor Mr Miyagi. I had to wax a lot of cars and paint a lot of fences but it made me who I am today.

After the tournament I went with Mr Miyagi to his homeland in Okinawa, Japan. I needed to get out of Reseda as my girlfriend Ali left me for some college guy.

But even in Okinawa I still managed to find trouble. Some guy wanted to face me in a death match. Mr Miyagi ex best friend wanted to kill him, and I met a beautiful girl named Yuki. But in the end I was able to win my death match but I spared his life, Mr Miyagi mended his relationship with his ex best friend, we saved the village, and I got a little nookie from Yuki. A great trip.

So I get back home and sure enough I get in some more trouble. My friend and I were mistaken to be 2 guys that robbed a convenience store and killed the clerk. We were facing sure life sentences in prison. But THANK GOD My Cousin Vinny from New York flew in and saved us.

Well I am much more low key for now. But hope to keep you posted with the adventures that go on in my life. Thanks.