DOG-O PORNO OH-NO #1 Sometimes I catch my dog, Carl, staring a little longer than he should at the man-boobies that can sometimes be found in the pages of "Elderly Men Pics Magazine for Canines".

Strapped for cash, Frank Fargussi is forced to switch from World of Warcraft to The Little Kitty Land of Name-Calling Skills...where he is quickly killed by Clarissa Mortenson, age 7, of the PottyMouth