The Flying WIld Goat with Angelic Wings
@ripthatbong
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I am a Goat with wings that can fly and breathe fire but only while my 13 oversized cow utters are bulging with the sweet fermented goat milk often used to make a GOAT burger which is basically fermented goat milk, meat from the trash can only as it must be at least 5 days old to be good and the last step is to put a shot of scotch on the 2.5 pounds of juicy meat ready for consumption but only for Goats as specifically described with the various unique attributes above.
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A dark cave whith a bazooka of grain and totems that will blast at people that come on my land with out paying the tax in the eggs of a rare are pair of plowing wooden ships that have to mate 26 times usually the boat orgy between boats as boats breed like humans the world I come from. Its not uncommon to see boats, cars, etc fucking to expand revenue lol.
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Breeder of GOAT chickens that are GOATS with the ability to blast 200 chicken eggs a minute at 10000 feet per second accurate to 3 miles and is used to deliver food by shooting eggs into baskets using math to calc the trajectory for each basket and launching the homing eggs to that basket for ppl to eat. They can be used also in battle by flipping the battle mode which freezes the eggs making them a lethal shell.
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February 22, 2024
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