So this one time, in the middle of summer's blistering heat, as I was putting gas in my car, I noticed a Red Cross Bloodmobile at a gas pump on the other side of the parking lot. Well, I didn't think much

Although only half of that headline may be true, all that really matters is that I was able to garner your attention for that click-second, affecting your line of sight to scrawl across this page with

Made you look