Ashok: Why did u run away from operation table?? Ramesh : The nurse was repeatedly saying-"don't get nervous" ,"don't be afraid. "Be strong" This is a small operation only."

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Happiest man is the 1 whose: Daughter's is on Femina cover, Son's photograph on India Today, Girlfriend's photograph on Filmfare & Wife's photograph on the Missing column of newspaper...

Patient: I keep feeling like a Dog. Doctor: How long has this been going on? Patient: Since l was a puppy.

Doctor to Patient: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Patient: Yes. A Good Doctor.

Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts." The doctor asks, "What do you mean?" The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch