I was walking the dogs yesterday and while I was climbing over a fence I realised it was electric. I was half way over the fence when I felt around 60 volts shot into my scrotum. It was very painful and I think I did damage My wife and myself are trying for a baby. Should I tell her what happened?.

It has been on my mind quite alot lately. Is Renee Zellweger really looking or is she not good looking? I am still undecided after all these years. Sometimes I do not know her as she looks different every time she is on the red carpet. I just dont know so I shall have to poll it

George R R Martin has been bitching and moaning that the Game of Thrones writers rushed the ending to swan off to film the new star wars. But what is the hold up? When will the books be published? It is not as if he is busy doing anything else. Just last year he wrote a book about the Lannisters blood line.

I watched Westworld and after a while I couldn't make heads nor tails of it. I don't think I have the intelligence to take it in. Is everyone able to follow it or am I just intellectually challenged

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? Because you feed them every day at the same time so they know you have seeds. Because you used to be king of the jack daws in a past life You are up

Simple question. Looking forward to hearing your replies.

Interesting to hear the replies.

The dreams can come true singer has been around a long time at this stage but I still don't know how many eyes she has. Any ideas people?

 All eyes will be on the New Game of Thrones finale this year. But who will end up on the Iron Throne in the end. Multiple choices can be picked due to the fact that Jon Snow unknowingly getting it on with his Aunt Daenery last season.

If my aunt had balls would she be my..... ? Uncle still my Aunt but with a pair of gonads. I feel the topic of transgender is a hot potato and the word aunt should not be gender specific. All depends if

 Next time you step in dog poo spare a thought for Blind Pew.

 Today I stumbled across a goat trying to ride a German Shepard using another German Shepard as leverage. Which got me thinking! What cross species would you like to see?

I once witnessed a fight between two homeless. One had one arm and the other had one leg. It was a great fight and they both used their limbs to the best of their abilities. The one arm girl won in the end. Knocking the one leg man over and hitting him with a plastic spade that you build sand castles with at the seasside. It was all very harmless. The guy probably wished he had a mssing arm instead of a missing leg.

I haven't been posting much since I joined Steemit. I got caught with my old phone by a prison guard so I had to wait for the mother to smuggle a replacement in. Then all the lads in my cell block wanted

The connection between these warehouse workers is off the charts. It must be pay day. I have a funny feeling there was a bag of cans purchased at lunch time. Here at HMS Bristol some of the lads got sacked

He needs an elves costume........ Hold my beer. Say no more. uh huh huh

Shithousery : Someone who partakes in 'Shithousing' - the noble of art of wilfully acting the cunt. **Exhibit A ** Diego Costa. The master of shithousery. He knows every trick in the book and he is a defenders

Hi my name is the King of Shithousery and I will be bringing my mass of experience of shithousing to Steemit. But it looks like some of you got here before me. At the moment there is oceans of shithousing