So, the wife (boss) and I are walking down an aisle in Costco, as we always do. We're there every couple of weeks, and know we're not leaving the store without dropping $400. #budget??? And we walk by

"Hey Google - what's the weather?" It's handy. But I'm getting a little tired tried to see if the bitch can stump me with trivia questions. So, now I'm looking for stuff to work WITH my Google

This is going to be tame compared to some past behaviors. I once introduced myself to a room of people wearing nothing but a sock. I'll spare you that experience. But I'll do a lot of shit just to get