Here is what I had consumed twenty four hours prior to excretion. Water, a cold piece of fried chicken for breakfast and a premixed vodka raspberry for lunch. Later that afternoon I sculled four more.

Lets set the scene by beginning at the last meal I had, Dinner. I rushed into the kitchen at around 6pm and put the jug on to boil to prepare a bowl of instant szechuan beef noodles. It was the spicy kind.