I really love showing up at work at 10 A.M., trying to make it funny until 3 P.M., and then going home. It's like comedy bankers' hours.

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.

Try to find someone with a sense of humor. That's an important thing to have because when you get into an argument, one of the best ways to diffuse it is to be funny. You don't want to hide away from a

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