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The Astrologer
@the-astrologer
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http://Kaldu.com
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2017-12-13 18:42
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the-astrologer
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2018-03-23 22:30
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With so many cats posted on social media, I thought it a good idea to create one of my own !!
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the-astrologer
funny
2018-03-20 18:03
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As you can see, dental hygiene is very important to me! I get a lot of compliments about my smile. It makes me SOOO HAPPY!
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the-astrologer
funny
2018-03-19 23:24
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"You look familiar." Yeah, I get that a lot. I think it's my mustache.or gorgeous smile!
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the-astrologer
funny
2018-03-12 18:31
funny food art
YA know, it's really hard to be humble when you look like me. I mean, what's not to love?? dashing, debonair, chick, and a man for ll seasons.
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the-astrologer
funny
2018-03-10 15:15
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This is Sprapff, we ate at this restaurant where the food was out of this world!! Sure glad he was driving, whatever was in the water had me hallucinating.
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the-astrologer
funny
2018-03-09 18:18
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Today I discovered that I am my own soulmate, my twin flame is so happy for me. As you can see, I placed a crown upon my head to designate the event!
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the-astrologer
funny
2018-03-08 18:08
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This is a picture or portrait of Dr Ima Shitwell. Perhaps you heard of her on my FB page a while back?
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the-astrologer
funny
2018-03-08 18:00
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The reason the picture appears to be blurred is probably because of all the sugar you eat!
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the-astrologer
funny
2018-03-06 22:43
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"I'll suck all the pain right out" !
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the-astrologer
funny
2018-03-04 20:15
Funny food art
Lord knows, I tried to get a modeling job but the agency said I just didn't have the face for it!
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the-astrologer
funy
2018-03-04 01:44
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The resolution of all your fruitless searches when you gaze in my eyes - you will see the light and heat, in my eyes - Oh, I know you want to be that complete . . . I know you want to touch the light,
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the-astrologer
funny
2018-03-03 18:36
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Thinking about those night moves! Not much to brag about but I do have a cute way of getting on and off!
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the-astrologer
funny
2018-03-02 06:07
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Chances are, just because I wear a silly grin every time you walk into the room, chances are you'd think I'm in love with you!
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the-astrologer
funny
2018-03-01 17:05
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I tend to giggle a lot. And now, after all the dental work, I feel much more comfortable smiling at the things that are not funny.
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the-astrologer
funny
2018-02-28 20:12
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Ya know, the problem lies in only seeing the superfluous. Deep down I like to laugh at other people's ideas on anything they believe in. . . so funny actually.
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the-astrologer
funny
2018-02-26 18:16
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One eyed, two horned foodie. He's a wanna be who is "addicted to love".
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the-astrologer
funny
2018-02-25 17:54
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Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer, I couldn't leave her if I tried!
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the-astrologer
funny
2018-02-23 19:39
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So, after a few drinks, she asked me to come up to her place for a nite-cap. . . she then gave me a small stocking cap so could sleep with a warm head.
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the-astrologer
funny
2018-02-23 18:43
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Can you imagine the thrill of it all on the day I discovered myself? Never felt so good in my life!
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the-astrologer
funny
2018-02-22 00:37
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My heart is in the process of Valentine Day! Now I have a date. . . here is her picture! Honestly, doncha just LOVE the hairdo?
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