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The Dick Pic Critic
@thedickpiccritic
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Dick Pics and Emo Poetry
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July 31, 2017
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poetrydice
2017-09-27 22:19
Poetry Dice Challenge: Aboard Ra's Boat
"Meeting after meeting aboard this damned boat... I hear you, I hear you, you wrinkled old goat!" I grumble to myself and take off like a Bolt This just HAD to happen as I was starting my moult?
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2017-09-27 10:27
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2017-09-25 21:23
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poetrydice
2017-09-22 02:50
Poetry Dice Entry: For the Love of Our Mom!
The Mother stood shaking From North to South Pole She asked herself why Destruction was their goal. She’d given them life, she’d brought them to be She even gave them her own body The flowers and fruits
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religion
2017-09-21 11:19
New Art and Minor Epiphany
Hello! I'm The Dick Pic Critic, I judge them so you don't have to! (Yes, I realize that's an obscure reference due to emotional bullshit I've been dealing with lately. Don't judge me!) So, I had a thought....,
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2017-09-10 00:06
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2017-08-09 15:29
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religion
2017-08-03 00:57
Life and the Abrahamic God
Eat a bag of dicks, Elohim. Look into the pages of the book millions of people are blindly following, and you will come to see that this "god" person is nothing more than a shisha inspired daydream
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aboutme
2017-08-01 04:40
A Little About Me
Hello. You've reached the Grimoire of the Enchantress. Please enjoy your stay, and leave a tip as you leave. Okay, now that that's out of the way... Hi! I'm the Enchantress. Or The Dick Pic Critic. Really,
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introduceyourself
2017-08-01 04:13
Introductions Need To Be Made
Greetings, Steemit! Somewhere between crazy, fucked-up basket case and average Shmoyoho, you get me. I have a couple of friends who recommended that I join this fast-paced and lucrative business-like
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