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movies
2019-12-01 21:48
Why the Fuck Should I Watch: SYNCHRONIC (2019)?
(Small spoilers, be warned!) Why the fuck should you watch “Synchronic”? • You are a fan of time travel movies. • When watching “Avengers: Endgame” you were the only one in the cinema, who were chanting:
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2019-11-22 20:22
Why the Fuck Should I Watch: “LOVE, DEATH & ROBOTS” (1-st season)?
Why the fuck should you watch “Love, Death & Robots"? • You get bored quickly and can’t hold focus for long. • You have a cat, it’s your best (only) friend and you would do anything for it, and
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2019-11-16 17:01
Why the Fuck Should I Watch: FORD v FERRARI (Le Mans ‘66)
Why the fuck should you watch “Ford v Ferrari”? • You like stories based on true events in history. • You saw Ford v Ferrari in story in “Grand Tour” and thought “I wanna see that in cinemas”. Well you
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2019-11-13 16:44
Why the Fuck Should I Watch: MIDWAY? (2019)
Why the fuck should you watch “Midway”? • You were watching “Dunkirk” last week and thought that it should have had more fight scenes with planes. • You are a history and war enthusiast. • You like boom-boom
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2019-11-11 22:40
Why the Fuck Should I Watch: Primal (2019)?
Why the fuck should you watch “Primal”? • You think that “Sharknado” had the best CGI in the world and want to see something similar. • You love yelling: “Just shoot him, and it’s over!!” • You need some
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2019-11-05 22:15
Why the Fuck Should I Watch: I AM MOTHER (2019)
(minor spoilers) Why the fuck should you watch “I Am Mother”? • You are a mother and understand how pesky and ungrateful children can be in their teens. • You like pure science fiction movies in which
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2019-11-03 08:44
Why the Fuck Should I Watch: KILL CHAIN? (2019)
Why the fuck should you watch “Kill Chain”? • You are old enough to remember the ancient times when Nicolas Cage was in good movies, doing great acting and winning Oscars. • Between crazy Cage and normal
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2019-11-02 18:19
Why the Fuck Should I Watch: TERMINATOR: DARK FATE (2019)
(minor spoiler warning) Why the fuck should you watch “Terminator: Dark Fate”? • You are convinced that seeing the old Arnold Schwarzenegger punching bad guys is better than anything else in your life
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2019-07-25 16:28
Why the Fuck Should I Watch: MOONWALKERS? (2015)
Why the fuck should you watch “Moonwalkers”? • You know that landing on the Moon was all fake! • You have been in war and have PTSD (Post traumatic stress disorder). This movie actually teaches how to
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2019-07-15 12:56
Why the Fuck Should I Watch: THE LION KING (1994)
Why the fuck should you watch “The Lion King”? • You want to re-live your greatest childhood memories regarding to watching movies. • You like to watch kung-fu baboons. • You like them animal butts. •
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2019-07-14 11:00
Why the Fuck Should I Watch: ROCKETMAN (2019)
Why the fuck should you watch “Rocketman”? • You want to see a good musical movie after watching “Yesterday”. • Softcore gay porno is just the thing for you to keep you warm during these cold summer nights.
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2019-07-08 11:09
Why the Fuck Should I Watch: SPIDER-MAN: FAR FROM HOME
(Contains small spoilers!) Why the fuck should you watch “Spider-Man: Far From Home”? • You love plot holes that are actually not plot holes. • You have always wondered how to casually slip in the sentence
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2019-07-04 11:52
Why the Fuck Should I Watch: YESTERDAY
Why the fuck should you watch “Yesterday”? • You like that music genre is giving some competition to superhero genre in cinemas. • The only The Beatles song you like is “Help”. • You need some movie to
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2019-06-05 19:14
Why the Fuck Should I Watch: GODZILLA: KING OF THE MONSTERS? (2019)
Why the fuck should you watch “Godzilla: King of the Monsters”? • Big-ass monsters fighting other big-ass monsters - your childhood dream has come true. • You are the CGI reviewer. • You think that nuclear
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2019-05-15 22:18
Why the Fuck Should I Watch: JOHN WICK?
Why the fuck should you watch “John Wick”? • Let’s get one thing very clear: You don’t kill John Wick’s dog and steel his car. • You like pure action movies. • You like to see men in their underpants.
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2019-05-01 20:18
Why the Fuck Should I Watch: AVENGERS: ENDGAME
(may contain spoilers) Why the fuck should you watch “Avengers: Endgame”? • Omg omg omg, it’s here! • You think why aren’t there more fat superheroes. • You like the new Marvel theme – things actually
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2019-04-17 19:33
Why the Fuck Should I Watch: HELLBOY? (2019)
Why the fuck should you watch “Hellboy”? • When watching a movie you usually like…scenes. Yes, this movie has scenes. • You like Milla Jovovich. You like her deadly acting, her killer smile, her
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2019-04-14 18:34
Why the Fuck Should I Watch: SHAZAM! (2019)?
Why the fuck should you watch “Shazam!"? • The favourite part of a movie “Ant-Man” was the part when that guy turned himself big and small. • You have wondered what would a boy do when he suddenly
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2019-04-03 21:34
How to Improve Your Movie Watching Experience
I believe we have all had experiences when we watch a movie but don’t feel that it worked the way as it should have done. Many times it’s the movie’s fault - it’s either boring, not the genre you like,
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2019-03-29 20:14
Why the Fuck Should I Watch: US (2019)?
Why the fuck should you watch “Us"? • You like horror movies, that make you ask “hmm, how the fuck?”, but in the good way. • You are a little tight with money and love to see your faith-mates struggle
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