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The Mad Goat
@themadgoat
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You'll laugh or your money back
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https://themadgoat.wordpress.com
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January 18, 2017
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themadgoat
funny
2020-07-28 16:09
RE: Fun Facts About Tomatoes: Aztecs, Witches, and The Supreme Court
It was actually pewter dishes. Allegedly the acids in tomatoes created a toxic substance. I almost put that in here because it came up so many times in my research but I ran across an article breaking
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OCD
2020-07-27 18:12
RE: G-dog's weekend-engagement week seven: Winners announcement [135 hive in prizes handed out]
I’m obviously late to the game but this question sounds fun. I’d go back to the early 2000’s and warn Tom not to sell MySpace then have him buy Facebook and bury it. It would save so many lives. I’d also
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South Australia
2020-07-27 18:03
RE: What Do Curators Look For?
I try to make it a point to spend at least 30 minutes a day commenting on random posts, which is how I wound up here now. Unfortunately sometimes I have a hard time finding posts that I feel I have anything
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themadgoat
reflections
2020-07-26 17:00
RE: Thank you for the concern. I’m ok. ❤️
That was supposed to be funny because of the crassness juxtaposed against the wholesome nature of the post. In retrospect, I can see how written words can lack the necessary inflection to convey sarcasm
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themadgoat
OCD
2020-07-25 14:34
RE: ...
Glad I read all the way to the end. Wish- I’ll settle for FOX News catching Covid. Grand scheme of things- We’re all just a bunch of dumb ass monkeys on a big ass rock, flinging jizz at each other and
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themadgoat
reflections
2020-07-25 14:02
RE: Thank you for the concern. I’m ok. ❤️
Get back in your fucking hole, trash.
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Actifit
2020-07-25 13:58
RE: My Actifit Report Card: July 24 2020
Stay there. The virus has mutated and zombies roam the streets searching for human flesh. The cities aren’t safe anymore.
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themadgoat
cryptocurrency
2020-07-25 13:50
RE: Cloudy with a Chance of Sh*t Coins
I finally understand crypto. Thank you. Also thank you for entertaining content with vulgarity and wit. It is refreshing to find something on here that isn’t conspiracy theories, dry ass techno babble,
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life
2020-07-25 13:29
RE: Doors of Perception
There is a 100% chance you are on at least one law enforcement watchlist
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news
2020-07-25 13:25
RE: Canada publishes Steps to protect yourself during sex
Jesus Christ. I think I prefer the timeline where Thanos won.
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themadgoat
Urban Exploration
2020-07-25 13:22
RE: Fails of the Urban Explorer: A Quartet of Failures IV
Urban exploring sounds fun. Not much of a thing here in Texas on account of the high likelihood of getting a bullet in the ass.
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themadgoat
OCD
2020-07-25 13:11
RE: Personal Branding: Turn Yourself into A Brand on Hive
My posting consistency is absolute shit, but people know if you want high quality erotic Garfield fan fiction, I’m the only game in town.
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themadgoat
hive
2020-07-22 17:39
RE: Quick question
Thanks for the info. Glad to know it wasn’t just me not being able to find it
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themadgoat
OCD
2020-07-22 16:49
RE: ...
You obviously came on too hard with the whole moon business so she reported you for some imaginary crime to get you kicked off instead of dealing with the hassle of ghosting you. Bullet dodged my friend.
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news
2020-07-22 16:38
RE: Trump Says He Wishes Ghislaine Maxwell Well and Has “Met Her Numerous Times”
Sounds like he doesn’t want her mad at him before she shoots herself twice in the back of the head.
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life
2020-07-22 16:26
RE: I love you but I don’t have energy for bullshit ❤️
It’s easy to get burned out when everything in the world is overwhelming right now. Take a break. You sound like you could use one.
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themadgoat
AskMe
2020-07-22 16:20
RE: Ask Me Anything - Marky Edition
I don’t have a question. I just wanted to say that shit talking bot that comments after every time you post is funny as hell.
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OCD
2020-07-22 16:12
RE: Photo tour of Fox Glacier main attractions.
Nice pics. Here in Houston I have a beautiful view of about 2000 Starbucks, McDonalds, parking lots, and strip malls.
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business
2020-07-22 16:10
RE: Airlines Ask Government To Help Speed Up Plans to Resume Travel
I’m starting to think Covid-19 is an elaborate conspiracy by the Trump administration to get Mexico to pay to build a wall at the border after all.
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OCD
2020-07-22 16:01
RE: Conspiracies, Freedoms: Hypocrisy in the USA
Obviously, the world isn’t black and white, which makes our left/right 2 party system all the more disfunctional. But if you could get an honest assessment of racial views of say Tucker Carlson fans vs
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