Michael Jordan's reaction to hearing that the Charlotte Hornets gave Terry Rozier almost $57 million. Giphy Then he remembered he is the one who did it. Source

How I feel after flipping the circuit breaker to restore power to the TV my wife is watching.

How the majority of the world sees soccer (futbol). How Americans see soccer. Gifs from Giphy

What my friends and I turn into when one of us gets a woman's number. Giphy

I assure you that her profile picture looked nothing like this. Giphy

When you are too high to even chew. Giphy

Not only do they have a great National Anthem, but Canadians sure know how to train their kids. Giphy

Can you stop being a douche? Giphy At least he's an honest douche.

What all the Thunder fans wish they could have said to Russel Westbrook before his attitude cost them Harden and Durant. Giphy

It seems no one wants to play with Russell Westbrook. I can't imagine why. He looks like such a fun guy to be around. Actual footage of Westbrook every second of every day. Giphy

When seagulls steal your shirt Giphy But you are not even at the beach.

When you realize you just had more fun watching women's soccer than you have had watching any baseball game over the past 5 years. Giphy Baseball was already slow. Adding replay made it unwatchable.

When you know what you are about to say is so offensive, you better get ready for her to kick you in the balls through the phone. Giphy

You know you are not a cat person if you see this And say, "Great! One down. One billion to go!"

Thirty years ago today, TV changed for the better. Thank you Seinfeld!

I'm pretty sure the only thing dogs like less than fireworks is being dressed up like idiots for our amusement. Giphy

How every man feels every second of every day. Giphy

That feeling when your wife takes the kids to grandmas for the day so you can get some "work" done. Giphy

My wife asked me what I want for my birthday. This bottle Giphy

I don't think thi sis how freeze tag works. Giphy