I will leave you the Downing Street Cat for when you move in. It will of course be dipped in a bag of Anthrax.

And you can shut the fuck up too.

You don't get a say commoner. Don't like it? Oh boo hoo....hey why don't you all go and sit in a safe space together? I'll happily fire a Novichok missile at you all.

Stop wasting time pleb. You should be out scraping shit off the streets, not fucking around posting videos of coffin-dodgers having a good time.

Basically, yes. But actually I've proved that nobody cares. As long as you all keep dutifully letting HMRC take your earnings, you can have as many petitions and protests as you like. If you happen to

Thank you. Now, please go back out onto the street wearing your sluttiest dress and do your work....

Who cares whether you have one or not. You'd probably vote leave again, and I'd have to come back and ram a twelve inch serrated rusty dildo up your vile flabby arses once more. But you probably like that

Dearest honeybee11. I have instructed MI5 to point the Orbital Brain Melting Lasers at your house. I hope you enjoy the ALS.

Thank you pleb. Now get back to work, you're a total disgrace.

Who cares which pathetic Oxbridge glove puppet comes next? Haven't you learned anything yet? Your beloved "democracy" is an illusion. I'm personally going to invest much of my backhander into

Hey, @thedarkoverlord. You're such a bunch of pointless involuntary celebate dribbly cocksuckers that I, the British Prime Minister have even written a post about you, and why you're a set of completely

I'm going to have your house accidentally hit by a drone strike....On christmas day.

And as if to prove my point that you plebs couldn't see what was happening right in front of your snotty, punched in noses.......

I'm better than you. You're dead.

No.

You seem to have some problem in understanding how my new referendum will work, you fucking thick peasant. I'm going to have the police come and tazer your children.

Stupid little boy. Don't you realise that the whole point is to cause as much chaos as possible, and take a nice big payout from the top boys at the IMF and the EU Central bank? Go and have a soy latte,

Wonderful. I'll have the RAF do a flyover with napalm. What a jolly event that will be.

Have you got a license for that? Please ensure you register with your local council before attempting to provide any form of spontaneous entertainment. Forms EL1129, 3383 and 3992 will suffice, but you

How very rude. And what have I ever done to deserve such a vile and hateful comment? I'm going to call up social services now and have them remove your kids to a foster home run by Catholic Priests on