Heya. My name is Eric E. Smith. I'm a 31 year old, chronically unemployed "writer" living on the Gulf Coast near Mobile, Alabama. I spend my days in borderline derelict locations, leeching Wi-Fi

According to Dr. Canqingng Yu (and colleagues) of the Natural Science Foundation of China, drinking hot tea now contributes to the possibility of an increased risk of cancer. They claim that it can

you can’t dance at the bar anymore without some entitled prick crossing a line yours he whispers in your ear “u need to loose sum wait bud” and you say “thanks for the memo” he fucks off to the bathroom