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I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker And it does me good like it bloody well should I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker And I'm always pulling my pud'
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2019-08-05 13:23
My Actifit Report Card: August 5 2019
Walking through a brightly lit tunnel, you may think I’m in some upscale area? That could not be further from the truth as this is a place you may well get mugged. Things are not always as they seem and
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2019-06-18 21:08
Tory leadership race: Rivals in BBC debate clash over Brexit deadline - BBC News
Boris Johnson says it is "eminently feasible" to leave the EU by 31 October while several rivals say more time may be needed. Blah blah blah, dog eat dog at its finest. Your my enemy today as
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2019-06-18 21:01
Selah Schneiter: Ten-year-old girl scales El Capitan - BBC News
Selah Schneiter has climbed a rock wall that is beyond some of the most experienced climbers. She is 10 years old. 10 years old? Hope she had some good safety gear on. Kids at that age haven't really got
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2019-06-16 20:08
'My parents wanted me to marry. I became a DJ' - BBC News
Photographer Sayan Hazra captures a day in the life of one of India's few female DJs. This is fantastic, and kudos to Puja Seth for rebelling and taking back her life. In the west we hear horror stories
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2019-06-16 20:03
Wahaca changes eat-and-run policy after waiter asked to pay part of bill - BBC News
A waiter in a London branch was asked by the manager to pay £3 towards a £40 unpaid bill. Can't say I have ever done a walk out, or a runner it would be termed here. I don't know why a waiter would be
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2019-06-14 21:37
Largest world stock of animal-killing virus destroyed by UK lab - BBC News
Scientists destroy final UK laboratory samples of rinderpest, the disease that wiped out most of the cattle in Sub-Saharan Africa. It's great that they have wiped out a virus, but there's many more waiting
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2019-06-14 21:31
Jo Brand to face no action over acid joke, police say - BBC News
The comedian had come under fire for making a remark about throwing battery acid at politicians. So much political correctness in today's society isn't there? The milkshake over Nigel Farage still makes
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2019-06-11 21:10
Lionel Messi edges out Cristiano Ronaldo to head Forbes top 100 highest paid athletes - BBC Sport
Barcelona and Argentina forward Lionel Messi is the world's highest paid athlete earning £100m in the past 12 months, according to the Forbes top 100 ranking. Is the worthy of being the highest paid
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2019-06-11 21:01
Brexit: Tory leadership rivals split over Brexit deadline - BBC News
Andrea Leadsom says the UK must leave in October, but Mark Harper and Rory Stewart demand "realism". It's all going to get very heated and nasty soon. Who wants the top dog job? The one who
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2019-06-10 20:38
Mum stabbed in Islington as son, 3, sleeps in pushchair - BBC News
Christel Stainfield-Bruce was stabbed after she refused to hand over her mobile phone. Broad daylight too? Surely the camera's got this midget. Only 5'3'? There's no way he would have attacked a bloke,
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2019-06-10 20:29
TV licences: Up to 3.7 million over-75s to pay licence fee - BBC News
Households with one over-75 who gets pension credit will continue to receive a free TV licence. This is going to affect my ageing mother and sucks to be honest. Are they gonna take away the winter gas
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2019-06-09 12:44
Rafael Nadal faces Dominic Thiem in French Open final - preview - BBC Sport
Rafael Nadal is "almost impossible" to beat at the French Open and it is a "big ask" for Dominic Thiem to stop him on Sunday, says ex-British number one Greg Rusedski. Is it so impossible?
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2019-06-09 12:38
Michael Gove admits he was lucky to avoid jail over cocaine use - BBC News
The Tory leadership hopeful says taking the class A drug 20 years ago "was a crime". It's all coming out isn't it? This one did this 30 years ago, this one did that 120 years ago? Honestly, they
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2019-06-06 21:05
Eden Hazard: Real Madrid's bid to sign Chelsea forward close to completion - BBC Sport
Real Madrid's bid to sign Belgium forward Eden Hazard from Chelsea for a fee in the region of £88m is expected to be concluded in a matter of days. This was always going to be on the cards, the best players
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2019-06-06 20:56
French Open 2019: Simona Halep loses to unseeded teenager Amanda Anisimova - BBC Sport
Unseeded American teenager Amanda Anisimova reaches the French Open semi-finals with a straight-set win over 2018 champion Simona Halep. So the last big player has been knocked out. There really is a chance
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2019-06-05 20:24
French Open: Johanna Konta's semi-final moved to Friday after Wednesday washout - BBC Sport
Johanna Konta's maiden French Open semi-final is pushed back to Friday after rain washes out Wednesday's play in Paris. You would think they would have at least one court with a roof? Granted the weather
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2019-06-05 20:17
Madeleine McCann: More funds pledged for police investigation - BBC News
More than £11m has been spent on the Metropolitan Police inquiry since it began in 2011. £300,000 a year, how long can this go on for? I'm a parent but this search appears to be endless. How many other
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2019-06-04 20:53
Johanna Konta reaches French Open semi-finals with emphatic win over Sloane Stephens - BBC Sport
Johanna Konta's stunning French Open continues as she beats Sloane Stephens to become the first British woman since 1983 to reach the semi-finals. What a performance! I was doubting her when she started
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2019-06-04 20:47
Trump praises 'extraordinary' US-UK alliance on state visit - BBC News
The US president promises a “phenomenal” trade deal for the UK after Brexit but refuses to meet Jeremy Corbyn. A “phenomenal” trade? When he goes back to the US he then sticks the daggers in and changes
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actifit
2019-06-03 19:48
My Actifit Report Card: June 3 2019
Hiked over 13km today and feeling a little worse for wear over it. A gale was blowing on the top and not doing much for my vertigo, with a killer cliff on my left. 20383 Hiking
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