Haha ok excuse the click-bait-y title, at least I thought it's was funny.. 😂

My writing is all over the place today, if I'm off in random directions it's because I'm blogging between rides.. 🚴💨 These past months I've been helping build BEP a bicycle courier service with my friends in Chiang Mai.

I'm so excited to tell you all about us once I'm done with these "getting back" into Steemit posts..

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So it's all a balance between attractiveness and substance right? What's the point in grabbing peoples attention if you ain't got shit to say? And visa-versa why pour your heart out if no one is listening.. life's all about connection after all. Though quantity over quality can start to get tricky..

Some of you know I'm quite experienced with the intricacies and etiquette of a good ol' gang bang. With so many moving parts even the most liberated ones are easily overwhelmed in a sexy soirée 😅😅😅😅😅😅 How does any of this relate to Steemit you ask? Well I'm not entirely sure, let's read on and see where this goes..

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I've been lustfully engulfed in a sweaty week long research session. Hard bouts of deeply focused reading followed by heady dizziness. All attempts to translate the recent happenings to my love Hive account@iamjamie has been luxuriously exhausting.

Then I wondered, is this enormous learning curve impossibly steep for our newest wave of Steemians? I dunno, I'm gonna attempt to tackle some of the technical stuff in a future post but for now I thought hey let's share my own processes along the way.

Here's 3 tips that helped me back flip into this Steeming-orgy!

First I reviewed who I spend SP on.. Steem Power in grown talk, Mana in new school. Just 'cause there's tons of posts here don't mean we have to touch them all. When we arrive it's exciting to dance around 💃💃💃💃💃 Making it rain until we're out of juice. Then our depleted dust vote ain't worth a squirt. Automation can be great and we'll talk about bots with benefits in future. For now let's get back to basics: We're a gifting economy and the currency we pay with is attention 🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁 Take care of all your posts and exchanges, the secret is in comments and friendships.
Next I pruned my discord servers down to bare essentials. Everyone including me touts a tribe and only yesterday I was offering an open gowned invitation to.. (creepy cult voice) "Join us" 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌 This isn't my point, I just accepted way too many invites and spread myself too thin. I had to cut down on all excessive noise and distraction. It's stressful feeling in attention debt to internet strangers. How can we truly engage and maintain valuable relationships with all these groups? 🙇🙇🙇🙇🙇 Likewise reviewing my follows list has been very refreshing since being away. I can now actually see friends in my feed, posts I actually want to read. The hide/show resteems is also welcome new option.
I stopped procrastinating myself in the shadows! Get naked and write.. I mean, accept we're never going to get there since we're always right here. Be here now, start where you are and push the button! I've been fondling a dozen draft posts for weeks! None seem very exciting to expose now. Stale. 🙈🙈🙈🙈 There'll always be another thing, a fresh idea and a new direction.

Naturally we never have to force a thing, if we don't feel it right now.. sit back and watch for a while. Only do what feels good, when it feels good and follow your heartfelt joy, pleasure and satisfaction. We are still talking about Steemit right? 🍑🍑🍑🍑

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In summary my round about waffle of the day 🌀🌀🌀 Is that Steemit can be a lot like a huge blockchain sex party. Though the more diverse things get, the more I'm drawn inward to concentrate on the intimate circles. Perhaps I'm just taking it slower these days and wanting to spend more time with each partner? It's all good, equally don't listen to a word I've said, I'm still glad you made it all the way down here. May as well drop a comment since you're here.. LOL!

OR perhaps it's less of a gang bang and more of a big bang? I told you I'm all over the place today 🤔🤔🤔 We've experienced a huge explosion followed by an ages of hyper-expansion. We then formed into our own worlds and communities. Now it's time to populate and shag our way from the seas to the land of tags. Evolving with valuable interactions, posts and personalities.. I dunno? Just say no to spam, don't be a two-pump chump and share your Steem wisely. 👽💦👽💦👽💦