Hello fellow members of my Steemit community! I am finally returned from an uber-successful worldwide press junket. My genetic marvel, the super-banana I call
The STEEMNANA
has been a favorite of media hounds across the globe!
Let me put to rest any questions you may have regarding a nasty rumor being spread about my donation of super-bananas to certain members of the press: If I brought each reporter a small supply of Steemnanas, it was strictly in the interest of keeping up their energy levels while working on their articles about me.
For those of you who may have not yet heard of the Steemnana (how could that be possible?), allow me to direct your attention to the previous Steemit posts about my greatest achievement thus far:
The unveiling of the Genetic Marvel, the STEEMNANA
and
A snack for all Steemians
For anyone leaving a comment below, not only will I upvote it (like the Banana Collective typically does), but I will also drop you a Steemnana of your very own!
Steemnana
can multi-task like there's no tomorrow --
blogging while shooting a video while upvoting while trading crypto like a wizard.
This is a fully edible (and delicious) entry on the banana market.
Soon...
bananas everywhere...
will be
Steemnanas!!
THE nutritional choice for snacking while steemin'.
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