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Banana Memos
@bananamemos
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A Banana Collective, setting the record straight .... one banana memo at a time
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2018-03-13 01:35
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howto
2018-09-19 17:15
🍌 How to tell the difference between a banana and a slug 🍌
Sir Geoffrey Bananington is the Professor of Comparative Fruit, Literature and Interspecies Negotiation at Bruisington University (and never lets any of us forget it). Right now he's on a mission to right
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humor
2018-09-18 18:24
🍌 6 Degrees of Banana-ation #4 🍌
It's time again, people, for another installment of The 6 Degrees of Banana-ation If you're not familiar with it, this is where the Banana Collective PROVES that everything in existence is connected to
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bananamemos
2018-09-15 12:08
🍌 Haiku poem ~ Plant the Seeds 🍌
8-year-old Havana Bananamon, Steemit's youngest banana poet (as far as we know), has another Haiku for you... along with some words of wisdom. Planting the seeds now Give them water, love and care to have
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bananamemos
2018-09-14 17:33
🍌 Weekend Dating Tip (it involves bananas) 🍌
of you who have been reading this blog know that I'm a, um... romantic kind of girl... if you know what I mean. So who better to give out dating advice than me? Get ready, because this is the best dating
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bananamemos
2018-09-11 22:18
🍌 Superfluous post about a pop band with "BANANA" in its name... 🍌
Nothing beats videos from the '80s for sappiness. Hey, is that even a word? Definition of "sappy" from dictionary.com Slang. silly or foolish. So, yeah. 'Sappiness' is the noun form of 'sappy.'
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bananamemos
2018-09-10 19:36
🍌 Bananas and plastic wrap are NOT a good partnership! 🍌
Greetings. P.O.Tassium here with a major report, ready to peel away the untruths surrounding a grievous situation. After many sad instances of banana deaths due to suffocation, I called for a crack team
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bananamemos
2018-09-09 22:02
🍌 Our F.O.B.s (Friends of Bananas) share awesome curvy yellow stuff! #2 🍌
Greetings. P.O. Tassium, Publisher of the Banana Memos, here with a special installment... a compilation post of curvy, yellow fun stuff. The Banana Collective has made lots of new friends and we've met
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bananamemos
2018-09-08 19:34
🍌 4 Reasons why we're bullish on Steemit 🍌
haha, we're playing a joke on you. We don't mean "bullish" in terms of market economics... we mean "bullish" as in "feeling optimistic and confident." But it's sorta the same
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bananamemos
2018-09-07 17:56
🍌 Where'd all the bananas go? 🍌
Sir Geoffrey Bananington is the Professor of Comparative Fruit, Literature and Interspecies Negotiation at Bruisington University (and never lets any of us forget it). Right now he's on a mission to right
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bananamemos
2018-09-05 19:06
🍌 Even the Caped Crusader likes bananas 🍌
Just don't get between a man (super hero) and his bananas. Even a super hero needs his potassium. @bananamemos If you enjoyed this post, please consider re-steeming so that others can meet the Banana
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bananamemos
2018-09-04 22:32
🍌 Dr. Victor Frankenpeel returns from his world tour! 🍌 Comedy Open Mic Round #29
Hello fellow members of my Steemit community! I am finally returned from an uber-successful worldwide press junket. My genetic marvel, the super-banana I call The STEEMNANA has been a favorite of media
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bananamemos
2018-09-04 00:08
🍌 Poem for my jerky brother 🍌
8-year-old Havana Bananamon, Steemit's youngest banana poet (as far as we know), wrote a poem for her brother. (Before you say, "awww, how sweet," you better read it.) I'm wary of his wily ways
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bananamemos
2018-09-02 17:07
🍌 Important New Banana Collection Program 🍌
The rambling, fast-talking Roxana is a fledgling nutritionist who doesn't always quite know what she's talking about, but she's earnest and she tries really hard. We all know this banana nutrition stuff
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bananamemos
2018-08-31 02:02
🍌 Memorable Lines from Fruitywood Films #7 🍌
Hola! I am the Art, Entertainment and Culture correspondent for the Banana Collective. Today I bring you the seventh installment of "Memorable Lines" -- an ongoing series in which we showcase some of the
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bananamemos
2018-08-29 15:22
🍌 Where we go one, we go all ~ GramNana's perspective 🍌 Comedy Open Mic Round #28
Internet Dearies. There's a phrase going around social media, and since it originated with bananas, I thought I'd tell you where it came from. The phrase is "Where we go one, we go all," or WWG1WGA for
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bananamemos
2018-08-28 22:48
🍌 This just in: WORLD'S FAVORITE FRUIT 🍌
This just in. A new study conducted last month reveals that 86 percent of respondents in 91 percent of polls conducted in 63 percent of the world’s countries indicate that their #1 favorite fruit is… Drumroll
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bananamemos
2018-08-27 22:21
🍌 Banana Lovers Day with Lana Peelings 🍌
Hey all! Did you hear that today is Banana Lover's Day? Isn't that great? A day to celebrate banana lovers!! As a former star in some of the steamier Fruitywood films, I consider myself somewhat of an
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bananamemos
2018-08-25 21:42
🍌 Is there a banana-gram in your future? 🍌
This game is more fun than a barrel of monkeys! So easy, a chimp could do it. It just might make you into a banana-holic. It's really a very a-peeling game, and the time is ripe for it. That's enough monkeying
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bananamemos
2018-08-22 21:33
🍌 It's a Caffeine Conspiracy! 🍌
"Truther Red Peel" is, of course, not my real name. But I gotta watch my back, you know? Lot of nefarious players out there trying to keep us Truthers from speaking out and exposing their dirty
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bananamemos
2018-08-22 00:21
🍌 Our FANANAS (Banana Friends) share awesome curvy yellow stuff! 🍌
Greetings. P.O. Tassium here with a special installment of Banana Memos.The Banana Collective is a bunch of fun-loving bananas who enjoy hanging out with each other and with other banana-minded people.
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