I wanted 3 beers but went home with 7.
I chose my 3 IPAs and when to pay. At the counter he had a few nice beer glasses, one of those little fancy stuff that they use to sniff and impress with all their beer-knowledge. Thing is: it looked cool so I wanted it.
"Say...how much is that glass?"
"uhmm...10$" the guy said. He's the master of the shop so I knew he's bullshitting me a bit.
"Well, how many beers do I need to buy to get that one for free?"
You know the rest.
I pick the beers based on two very important factors: a nice label and a cool name!. Very rarely I drink the same beer twice cause I like to experiment. Somehow, today I was in a rock'n'roll mood so here's how I got to buy the equivalent of a bunch of beers that shouldn't be seen by KIDS. Well, not that I have any!
What a RUDE beer. No wonder it's Scottish, right 
A great start of the day: at almost 10% alchohol I was already dizzy for my second one of the day.
My favorite ;)
Yeah, this one asks for some company. A little..sharing!
And puts you in the mood to end it in style. In a royal style :)
What can I SAY? I do like to give a FUCK!
Is anyone still paying attention?!
Because if you are you wonder at this point: you said 7 beers, we've seen 3! Ok, maybe you are just a pussy ( uhm..lightweight!)
But what about that damn glass?!.
Patience and paying attention pays. On steemit and in other areas - cough cough!.
Enjoy your Saturday, fellas!!
