==One of my hobby is disturbing people, well it might be weird, because even me, i dont know the joy i get in disturbing another person’s peace… I came up with some of my techniques incase you have someone you want to disturb too,
just check over……….
Each time you want to start your noisy ?I better pass my
neighbour? generator, place it by your neighbour?s window. If they
complain about it, tell them ? thats how I want it.?
When you are watching a football match with other people, wait
until a team is making a move that is likely to result in a goal, then
stand right in front of the TV, and say, ?check me out.? Or better
yet, just switch off the TV at that point.Visit the ATM when there is a long queue of people waiting
under the scorching heat of the sun, ignore the long queue, head
straight for the ATM, and try to make your withdrawal.When it?s a day to your exams, when everyone is reading in the
library, break the silence by using your foot to rub a bottle-top
against the ground. If you?re told to stop, tell them it helps you
assimilate better.Give your dog the name, ?Dog?.
Do not add any inflection (lowered tone) to the end of your
sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that
you still have more to say.Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over
your ears.
Disassemble your pen and deliberately flip the ink cartridge
across your room.
Adjust the color tint on your TV so that everything appears
green, and insist to others that ?green is your best color.?Wear a bright pink shirt over a lemon green skirt/pair of
trousers. Add a sky blue shoe to match, and top it with a white hat.Pay for everything you buy with N5 notes only ? even when
you spend N10,000.
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- While driving, park right in the middle of the road, and bring out
a newspaper to read.
- When you see someone reading, stand over their shoulder and
read aloud what you see in their book. - Ask anyone you just meet what gender they are
- Insist on obviously wrong facts, such as saying it?s a Saturday
when it?s actually a Tuesday.
- Leave your home decorated with lit Christmas lights until
September. - Chew on pens that you borrowed.
- Use too much perfume.
- At every gathering, reserve an extra seat for your handbag,
even when there are no chairs for others.
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- Never make eye contact when talking to others.
- Never break eye contact when talking to others.
pls dont try some of these with a military man, because if you do so…. you are on your own…..lol
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