It's like I don't know when to quit. In truth, it's not about not knowing when to quit though, it's about the fact that quitting isn't in my nature. So, here I am with another bad joke to add to the

So I really wanted to try something new, its pretty simple as well. Just put dirt in a pot and let it do its thing. I just add dirt to a pot and put it on the shelf. No seeds, no water.. very minimal.

A man goes to check on the chickens and finds his young son feeding them... chocolate. Puzzled, the man asks: - Son, why are you feeding the chickens chocolate? - So our chickens will lay Easter eggs!

A little boy runs happily home, and upon seeing his mother, says: - Mom, I got my report card, and I got a 10! - 10? That's the highest grade; that's great. What subjects did you get it in? - Several subjects.

A thief enters an investor's house, with the information that he has money hidden in his house. Upon entering with a gun in hand, he subdues the man and his wife and points at them to ask the following:

Страшненька чи гарненька? От в чому питання. Саморобна охорона тепер буде чатувати при вході на роботу. Буде або лякати за спізнення, або відлякувати непроханих гостей. А що ж буде з чемним працівникам?

A child arrives at the park, and a friend approaches him and whispers in his ear: —You have one brown-blue shoe on and one black one! And the child answers: —And that's nothing; in my house I have another

I'm not going to lie, this joke of the day is really bad. If you dare, go ahead and read it and if you don't want to waste 6 seconds of your day just move on. Bad joke of the day: Did you hear about the

(Versión en español más abajo). Image Source. In an old neighborhood, an 81-year-old woman was getting ready for bed when she said to her 83-year-old husband: "I just looked out the window, and I

In a restaurant, a customer calls the waiter: "Waiter, there's a fly on my plate!" "It's the design on the plate, sir. It's inspired by a comic strip." "But it's moving!"

A woman becomes pregnant for the second time and is happy with her growing belly; her young firstborn son sees her and asks, —Mom, what do you have in your tummy? —A baby your dad gave me. —Dad, don't

A man walks into a pet shop and asks the following: —Hello, I'd like to know the price of this parrot. —One thousand dollars. —Why so much? —Well, it speaks English, French, and German. —And this other

Fomo and Fudd is a corny comic that I make. The comics are about the misadventures of two goofy crypto guys. Every comic strip is filled with crazy inventions, humor and bad jokes, all having to do with

At a school, the teacher is collecting the students' homework and notices one assignment is very short. She looks at the child and says the following: —Wait there a moment. Why is your essay about the

Here we are again...me posting another shit joke. I'll run out of them one day, but not this day. Take a look and give it a rating out of ten with 1 being totally fucken shit, and 10 being not as shit

Do you know what a mosquito said to a group of people at a meeting? "Don't applaud me; my birthday party is still a long way off."+++++++++*+++ ¿Sabes qué le dijo un mosquito a un grupo de gente

Is this the future of the Internet? Imag

Greetings friends! ================== I was going for work. I was waiting for the bus at the bus stop. There came a beggar. He asked me for money. I said, "You

Greetings friends! ================== I met a beautiful girl in a restaurant while I was having a cup of coffee. She was looking for an empty table. Luckily for

"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with." - W. C. Fields Bad joke of the day: What do computers eat? Microchips. Do ya get it? Have you got an awesome joke to tell? Go ahead in