It's like I don't know when to quit. In truth, it's not about not knowing when to quit though, it's about the fact that quitting isn't in my nature. So, here I am with another bad joke to add to the

So I really wanted to try something new, its pretty simple as well. Just put dirt in a pot and let it do its thing. I just add dirt to a pot and put it on the shelf. No seeds, no water.. very minimal.

A little boy runs happily home, and upon seeing his mother, says: - Mom, I got my report card, and I got a 10! - 10? That's the highest grade; that's great. What subjects did you get it in? - Several subjects.

A man goes to check on the chickens and finds his young son feeding them... chocolate. Puzzled, the man asks: - Son, why are you feeding the chickens chocolate? - So our chickens will lay Easter eggs!

A thief enters an investor's house, with the information that he has money hidden in his house. Upon entering with a gun in hand, he subdues the man and his wife and points at them to ask the following: