To: All Staff
It's come to the attention of Sylvia in HR that some very non-work appropriate nicknames are sprouting up among the staff. Here at BlockCorp Industries we are like a family... a family that has been stuck together by fate and the iron doors that lock on the outside of the building at 7am and then open again at 6pm. Like any family nicknames will inevitably spring up.
In it's infinite wisdom the F:Drive has provided a copy of workplace acceptable nicknames for you to download and peruse. Please locate that file on the all knowing and all loving F:Drive at: F:\HR\employeewrangling\acceptable_nicknames.xls!
I've highlighted a few below:
Workplace acceptable nicknames
Business Roy
Big Pepsi
Mr. Noodles
Crime Dawg
Safety Bear
Country Music
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Big Knees
Nicknames to avoid
Bald
Yunky Town
Fisting Panda
RimJob Robbie
Pam from the Office
Penis Cozy
Dildo: Queen of Carthage
Statutory Susan
Rabies
Uncle Tickles
Snape
Super Herpes
Dan Rathers
Gay Pizza
If you have any additional nicknames to add to the list, please email us!
Thank you,
Renee Nouveau
Public Relations for the
Secret Society Division
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