To: Literal Steve From: Michael Subject: Could you please confirm your deadline by 10:30am Hi Stephen How close are you to setting the deadline for the other project? I need to you to pull your finger

Ignore me, please.

To: All Employees who took part in Cyber- Monday Specials! From: Lex Tenebris (SITE #874246-M3) Subject: Re: Subject: Cyber-Monday Specials Renee Neauveau's Email The recent addition of several thousand

To: All Employees who took part in Cyber- Monday Specials! From: Renee Nouveau Subject: Cyber-Monday Specials Welcome to your new life as a cyborg. Some of your cyber-upgrades were subtle while others

To: LifeCoachPaul@Consultant.Cum From: LiteralSteve Subject: Team Building Ideas? Hi Paul I've taken your advice on-board about team building, and have had some great results. So far, I've built: A human

Renee Nouveau (Pronounced ra·ta·tou·ille) @reneenouveau Is the famed monster that the beloved children's movie was really based upon Basically she loves rats. Actually she loves all things that are...

To: LifeCoachPaul@Consultant.Cum From: LiteralSteve Subject: How to break organisational silo Hi Paul You told me to contact you if I ever noticed employees were becoming Silo'd. Well, that day is here.

I noticed that my computer was making a funny noise, kind of a whirring sound. It was running unusually slow too. I thought maybe I had some dust in there so I went to open it. When I looked under my desk

To: All Staff It's come to the attention of Sylvia in HR that some very non-work appropriate nicknames are sprouting up among the staff. Here at BlockCorp Industries we are like a family... a family that

To All BlockCorp Staff, It seems there has been some confusion about Bike to Work day. This event was set up to encourage fitness among our employees (especially those (；ﾟ(OO)ﾟ) in the IT department!)

Just a friendly reminder for all staff below Management Level Ω... if you have saved up hours of daylight you need to use them by Friday or you lose them. The new plan started on March 12th. If you are

Due to a recent conversation with Shay Perrings from HR, I've decided that BlockCorp employees new and old need a refresher on the Employee Breeding Program. As you all know, when we took over Steemit.com

Our first week of Mutant Plant Zombie/Human Office Worker Integration (MPZHOWI) has been a resounding success, except for those who have been brutally killed and eaten alive. No project can launch without

A mandatory quarantine of Floors ♂ through ☭ is in effect due to the infestation of Class Q Plants. If you work on these floors please do not try to leave them. The elevators have been shut down and security

In hopes that more steem may flow better my way with less obstruction #blockcorp is a #businessofficeroleplay that simulates the exciting world of bureaucracy, corporate culture, and beyond! All you need

I went to see Ken Kenderson in his cubicle after my 17-hour reorientation about productivity. (I was standing at the printer considering the environment when the automatic system flagged me as non-productive.)

I've been standing in front of the printer for several minutes considering the environment before printing my many emails.Is there a certain length of time I should consider the environment for? It would

DEAR SHAREHOLDERS, 2017 was an extraordinary and foundational year for BlockCorp Industries. We demonstrated strong block-mining results; defined and delivered on our promise to acquire and consume

It seems there has been some confusion about bike to work day. This event was set up to encourage fitness among our employees (especially those (；ﾟ(OO)ﾟ) in the IT department!) by motivating everyone to