To: Albert L. Ifton
From: Renee Nouveau
Subject: Your termination.

Dear Mr. Ifton
Regretfully, I don't see your name on the Employee Retention document so I can only assume that you are still in your office. Stay there. Tell me about your day. What are you plant's names? Security is most certainly no on the way.

Sincerely,
Renee Nouveau
Public Relations for the
Secret Society Division