In the kitchen my mother-in-law cooks dumplings. A small kitten approaches her and asks for her meat:
- Meow meow!
The mother-in-law pushes him with his foot: - Leave it!
The kitten comes up again and asks for meat again. - Go away! - shoving his foot, his mother-in-law screams.
Cat again for his. Mother-in-law, angry, throws him with his foot.
The son-in comes into the kitchen. Mother-in-law:
"Sit down, dear son-in-law, I've made you a fool!"
The brother-in-law sits down at the table, his mother-in-law places dumplings. A kitten approaches the son-in-law and asks for a dumpling paw: - Meow meow!
Son-in-law:
"On, my good one, eat the fagots!"
The kitten eats the dumplings joyfully and falls to the floor dead.
The mother-in-law's mother-in- - Oh you...!!! To poison me decided? !!!
And how to give my mother-in-law that she flew into a corner. - Yes !!! - opening his eyes, the kitten thought
The master is sitting and having lunch. The cat under the table miaows mournfully.
Unable to withstand, the owner throws a piece of meat under the table.
The cat, quickly coping with the meat, yells even louder.
The owner explodes: - Go, sit down in my place, and I'll crawl under the table and scream, maybe then something will get to me!
The mouse caught the bottle of wine, can not get out. A cat passed by, and she begged: - Kitten, help me out, and I'll be yours!
Well, the cat pushed the bottle with a paw, the mouse from it jumped and into the mink. Cat: - Come on, get out, keep your word. You're mine now!
"Ah, who believes in the promises of a drunken woman?"
The husband and wife are standing in line near the toilet. Both are already impatient. On the toilet there sits a fat, insolent cat and reads a newspaper. Wife to husband:
"And why did we only accustom him to the toilet?"
"I bought a cat today." - What for?
- The wife of mice is afraid.
"Where did the mice come from?"
"I brought it myself yesterday." - For what?!!
"I've wanted to get a cat for a long time ..."
The cat says to the cat:
"Let's play hide and seek!" You'll find me - I'm yours, but you will not find ... I'll hide in that locker
Communicate with two cats:
"And when did he promise to marry you?" - In March.
- In March they all promise.
