Being a good cat takes a lot of practice. Sometimes you just want to sleep on a bed alone, or stay in a box, but this is not what you should do. What is important is to trick your human into thinking like you care, so that they are more likely to buy more tuna than usual.
Here are some simple steps to consider:
- come to your human and rub your face or on them;
- meow at them to get their attention;
- sit on their lap and let them pet your beautiful coat;
- purr to them, occasionally (so they don't take it for granted);
- participate in their daily life and become a crucial part of it;
- pretend that you don't like the food they bought so they start getting a more expensive kind.
If you start following my tutorials you are going to become an excellent cat eventually and have your human do anything you want in a heartbeat.
Good luck!
