You 'member that one time you thought it'd be a good idea,

to come out of retirement, get outta the house, maybe spread your wings a little?

You may have been wrong. Hasty. Maybe a little panicked (cause that electricity bill ain't gonna pay itself)?

The stories in this series are 100% true.
They may sound sad, but if I could cast some actors, and get a laugh track, it'd be a hit sitcom in 6 months time. No doubt.