Aka: Why do I give a Shit? Hello, fellow Steemians. It's been a long time. Here's the 3:30 am edition of the rundown... Christmas was a doozy Nothing like yuletide hallucinations after a 6 unit blood

Hello. Is this pick up, or delivery?" Oh, y'all deliver? Well, yes! Delivery indeed!! An hour later: Where is my order?! Y'all are less than 3 miles up the road!! I'll pay your delivery person handsomely

Can someone show me how to "stop power down"? ~Jane

OK, so... Jane is in a moooooood!!! Devil's holiday is less than 2 days away, I am scheduled for a "complex extraction" (="hey! We're gonna sedate you out of your mind, and pick axe this

You 'member that one time you thought it'd be a good idea, to come out of retirement, get outta the house, maybe spread your wings a little? You may have been wrong. Hasty. Maybe a little panicked (cause

Details to follow.

That worked? You mean, all this time, I've been typing in this 16 billion digit password, when all I needed to do was press the "ok" button? My----- I feel so stupid right now. (I love you @globocop)

Thank you, dear Lord, for everything. The new job. The wonderful Steemians donations, while I was unable to make ends meet for the month of August. The words of strength that were provided. The BFF that

well today was .. interesting I just wanna give a huge shout out to @ clayboyn (Did I do that right?) ~ Jane

I passed the background check and I have a scheduled appointment to fill out new hire paperwork tomorrow morning at 7:30 am. And BTW, did I mention how awesome y'all are? steemians are the BEST!!! (Custom

Ok... Jane is straight up desperate. After several weeks of searching, filling out applications, presenting my resume, placing phone calls, I finally got an interview with a company as a line cook. The

Things are..... Exceptionally difficult at the time being... I have no idea where to go from here. What's the next step? I genuinely feel like my life is circling the drain. I don't know what to do, ...where

Oh Lord, y'all!! Jane here. It's been a looong time, and boy,oh boy, have I got a story to tell y'all. Details to follow... If you enjoyed reading this, please consider (image source: (insert custom logo

So, I've been trying to discover what I can blog about, that might do well here on Steemit. I know people like to eat. (I know I do, for sure. giggles) So, I thought I'd share with you all today, a recipe

There we were... It was to be a fantastic day! The Agent was turning 15, we had a shopping plan and a comfortable taxi ride to deliver us to our destination, and it was forecast to be only 145 degrees.

Oh boy!!! The Agent turns 15 today!!! Happy birthday, to my beautiful, fierce, sneaky, talented, confused, brilliant, emotional, stoic, stubborn, soft-hearted, tip-toe walker. (it's no wonder, I can't

Jane here on the wonky Windoze laptop. This post is a test, to refamiliarize myself with markdown, and whatnot. So, if I want the picture on the left, I type in *that* code, and if I want this text on

It's Jane here. I'm having to learn how to use The Assassin's tablet, 'cuz someone busted my laptop screen, and noooobody is fessing up (the cat is being blamed.) So, my posts are gonna' look real greenhorn

This is going to be one of the worst days of my life.... please, pray for me. My husband is probably going to be fired, I spent the last 2 days on the phone with my dad, whom I've not spoken to in 15 years,

I'm just here today to pimp myself out, and see if I can reach 800 followers, cause I like round numbers, and odd numbers make me itch. -Jane