Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself!
Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris.
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
With extra fries and a dollop of ROUNDHOUSE please!
Maybe now chuck will start to get his royalties from Supersize me?
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