Welcome to Void Cafe

I'm sure many of you readers are big drinkers of coffee. How many of you wake up in the morning, grab a cup o' joe or make yourself a nice espresso or latte?

I know I do. Coffee is one of the things in life that keep my frail mind going as I run around from place to place like a fragile little rabbit who can't keep his sanity together heheh.

While most of us usually enjoy the coffee we have, very few have experience truly great coffee. The kind of coffee whose delectable taste leaves you craving for more and more, whose mind-stimulating powers put you on overdrive allowing you to work harder and faster on any and all projects.

This coffee is known as Void Cafe coffee, since it is only sold at the one and only Void Cafe! (My friend and colleague Hive account@hoodarko knows quite a bit about this place, so please refer to him for more information heh) Void Cafe sells high-quality coffee, and other healthy and beneficial items, at affordable prices. Chaos Coffees, Despair-esso, Hope Pills, and more! All enfused with methylphenidate to super-stimulate your feeble brain and allow you to comprehend reality at an even higher level. Your madness and despair will be furthered to the max and your consciousness will become transcendent! So, come on down to Void Cafe, where caffeine and chaos become one.