There is a terrible rumor that Comedy Open Mic is coming back. Just when I thought my generation had suffered enough.
And a Christmas theme? I haven't been this traumatized since seeing the three tittied woman in Total Recall. Of course, I was a child then. I am now pretty sure women only have two breasts.
Please. There is no need to consider this post a contest entry. I am certain I could win by hosing the right goat (it's always about who you know,) but why brag? I can hose a goat without making a joke out of it.
Look folks. Some things are sacred. As a Christian (born Catholic, for those of you who might think I mean one of those other Protestant break-away weakling sects that now respect women, gays, and non-violence,) I believe humor and holidays do not go together... like abortions and sterile tools. Keep that stuff in the back alley where it belongs.
And now what? I suppose will return with savage Arab humor?
, like a dirty Saint Nick, will plummet down your chimney (or up it, if you like that kind of thing,) and aggressively upvote this post? Will
finally pop his blog cherry? Is
out there with an erotic Chuck Norris routine?
from the pale arctic? There are many others too terrifying to name (including a bunch of guys from a country called Africa. wherever that is.)
Go see for yourself: Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 47
Ok. You've been warned.
Thank you.