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Strawberry of Death
@idikuci
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2017-11-10 03:56
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idikuci
Comedy Open Mic
2023-05-08 07:41
Guess who's back... Back Again
Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of humour and rambling I've been around for a long, long year Stole many a man's soul and idea And I was 'round when @amirtheawesome1 the clown Had his moment
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idikuci
funny
2020-07-24 11:00
I have some questions that need a technician to help. Please help me.
How do I remove the notifications? I mean I click the thing and I read the notification but the number never goes down. It only goes up. It's like that one time I swallowed a pill and after 4 hours had
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idikuci
funny
2020-07-20 11:26
Three Dollars
I spent $3. I forget on what, but I know I left with a smile on my face and a hole large enough for a gofer. That's gofer, not a golfer or a Topher (which is totally a made up name... hehehehe Topher the
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idikuci
nextcolony
2019-08-14 06:05
What happens to the lost ships... Next Colony Bounty
"Allen!" Went out the call. Steve from the engineering bellowed the now infamous secret code word for contact with new life forms. You see it all started as a joke being played on one of the
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idikuci
comedyopenmic
2019-07-21 20:45
Morning people
Dear Morning People, Please stop ruining my morning. I have a right to be a miserable fuck and also be unhappy on a Monday on my way to work. Sincerely, Non Morning People
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idikuci
nextcolony
2019-07-07 11:42
Xylon - New Alliances Features
I'm always amazed at what can be accomplished on a day off. Well in my case it was a sick day rather than a day off, 80% of the Alliances features were written on a sick day. There's a couple more things
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idikuci
nextcolony
2019-07-03 10:05
Warning!! Alert!! Never Log in to Next Colony and Be Surprised Again!! Alert!! Warning!!
And just to prove you can never have too many exclamation marks!! ! Ok, I think that's enough with the forced excitement, let's give you something to smile home about (or at least give that girl at the
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idikuci
funny
2019-05-17 07:08
The gym
I love going to the gym, Lots of fit people in tight clothing working out staring at themselves Then theres me in the corner eating cake and judging those narcissistic bastards
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idikuci
comedyopenmic
2019-05-11 11:28
Downward spiral?
I prefer to think of it as a perfect storm... Me on a hot day... "Damn, drinking sure is thirsty work, I better have a drink"
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idikuci
comedyopenmic
2019-01-16 02:26
Rose tinted glasses -COM44
I always try to remain optimistic and see the world through rose tinted glasses. Src It really sucks when I forget my glasses. Src I challenege @take5 and @ned to put in entries for comedyopenmic
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idikuci
comedyopenmic
2018-12-09 07:40
Personal Belief - COM - 41
I thoroughly believe that since I use aftershave on my face to make my skin more supple, I should also use it on my balls... I did try it once... Src I no longer hold that belief.
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idikuci
funny
2018-12-07 10:04
I like alcohol
It helps me pretend i like people.
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idikuci
comedyopenmic
2018-12-05 23:03
COM - 40 - I'm sorry to be such a pain in your ass...
-the polite rapist Src
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idikuci
comedyopenmic
2018-12-04 10:10
COM 40 - talk real shit please people
Are we so devoid of reasonable topics for pleasant conversation that we must resort to benign comments regarding the cloth that covers ones shame? Ney!! I would argue the consistency of ones latest bowel
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idikuci
comedyopnemic
2018-11-23 11:43
Even Lesbians get sick of her shit - COM39
Leave me Alone!! I said I need a break!!!
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idikuci
funguy
2018-11-20 22:12
COM 39 | Tell me something cool.
Who wants some upvotes? We all do right? well Let's do a bounty on this post... No not a steem-bounty a rewarding bounty. So here are the rules: reply to this post and that's about it. Tell me something
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idikuci
comedyopenmic
2018-11-10 20:19
Comedyopenmic round 38 | an Anniversary
Wow I got a badge the other day. It said I've been dealing with yiu fuckers for a year now. And I must say its been a pleasure to dance for your entertainment. The pirouettes, the caterpillars and all
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idikuci
comedyopenmic
2018-11-06 08:34
Comedyopenmic Round 37 - What Idi has been doing
Wow Idi, you never post anymore Said no one ever... So welcome to my COM entry for now. But still whether you've noticed or not, I haven't been posting because I've been busy on some stuff. I used to post
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idikuci
worklife
2018-11-06 06:57
Why I'm expendable
Very few people can do what I do But lots can do what I'm paid to do
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idikuci
life
2018-10-25 21:26
First they teach you to stay between the lines
Then they put the lines in your mind
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