Unwritten Rules: COM15 first Entry

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I've received a couple of complaints from observers
saying the topics and issues addressed by this philosophical contest borders on insanity and are downright offensive; so after a closed door penis to penis to penis conversation with Hive account@idikuci and Hive account@dj123, we were able to revise some of the rules to accommodate the pussies.

Goat Fucking
No longer will we post jokes about goat raping as animal rights/tree hugging pussies may not like it so from now on, every goat fucking on COM will have express consent from the said goat. This rule will also extend to dog, pig and chicken fucking jokes. We do not condone rape of any form.
Weed
The new rules states that all drugs coming in and out of COM must be vetted by Hive account@dj123. As you all may know, Hive account@dj123 is no longer a weed dealer but his vast experience with the substance means he must roll one joint from any weed joke posted with this tag, this is to enable us ensure the quality of material coming from us.
Dick Jokes
This is a somewhat sensitive topic for most of us. Truth be told, dick jokes have been in our society since the Tower of Babel fell down. In essence, I'm saying dick jokes will continue so piss off you little pussy.
Drug Trafficking
It has come to our notice that there's been quite a lot of jokes concerning cramping drugs up their ass. We at Comedyopenmic strongly insist that good hygiene be practiced. Ensure your ass is clean before shoving them up there.
Race/Ethnicity
There's no differences or strife here and we believe in unity and everyone's freedom to ~~fart~~ live in peace. We're all cockasians and you may follow that link to join us at Carl's cock room for the full Cockasian experience.
Sports Joke
I will kill anyone who makes fun of Arsenal football club, every other sports team is allowed. adjusts halo

Feel free to post questions, observations and include any topic I might have missed out.

I nominate Hive account@mariannewest and Hive account@karenmckersie