There was a woman from Nantucket,
who left her job and said “fu#k it”,
she set her office on fire,
shouted on the amplifier,
corporate can “su#k it”.
There once was a man in Rome,
who impulsively sold his home.
Some bitcoin he bought ,
promptly called crackpot
by fallacies in human genome.
There was a community on steemit,
who farted through their armpit,
They were young and carefree,
until they forgot their master key,
now they have to beat it! beat it!
The once was a poet who couldn’t rhyme,
but she started tough with an orange,
and had to give up on her dream,
became a sober stolid accountant,
until she went out on a binge.
There once was a dyslexic crypto trader,
Who was a starry moon traitor,
but Obi Wan gave him a scold,
gave him steem to HODL,
that he got from Darth Vader.
Girl on steemit was very hot,
I upvote her like a bot,
She fed on my FUD*, *(Fear, uncertainty and doubt)
turned out to be a dude,
yesterday we tied the knot
dyslexic crypto trader
started his day
had to buy
the top coin
but bought
Potcoin
In sweden, If someone wants to kiss you, run!
Pee in swedish is kiss
Some roasting of the judges:
Steemnsfw- Not suitable for world
Disclaimer: I do not know the gender of both these Judgeheads , at this point, I’m too afraid to ask.