What are fairy tales?
Boy meets girls. again and again.
Girl meets boy. doesn't work out. divorce.
Boy meets this girl. 30 million ppl witness their love.
She's a UN ambassador, stars in a successful TV show and studied at North-Western.
He's a um actually we're not sure what he does for a living.
He's a successful playboy ? born with a diamond crown? Son of the most beautiful woman in the world.
Yet she's the one who is considered lucky. But you know what, it feels nice to see love like this outside Mills & Boons. It was blatant, in your face but somehow beautiful. I felt a tug in my cynical existence or it could have been the burger and fries sans diet coke.
So how do I celebrate it?
By memes
They met through mutual friends. All my friends ever did for me was introduce me to their weird cousins who belong to the Severus Snape I-won't-wash-my-hair-forever school of Hogwash.
Once upon a time this guy who was a God to commitment phobes the world over. He fell in love with a good girl. Classic.
The tabloids had a collective orgasm. Before you knew what was happening, he put a sparkle on markle.
Then the world went crazy and started channeling my mom's obsession with weddings. But Hollywood wanted to show them what a real love story has. Mutants, killers and a dude from the future
Grandma was being grandma
(Some memes dont need words)
Usual embarrassing relatives
This moment though. I can't make fun of it. or can I?
and they went on the usual chariot driven by unicorns - Uber's new service
I would like to nominate and
to make a funny post for comedy open mic round 14.