Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Geography Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send

For Strap yourself in! This rollercoaster really relies on the seatbelt. I know you were hoping the design was safe simply due to the physics of it all, but no, it's that scrap of fabric across your lap

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is cartoons Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is moons Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send me

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Family Guy Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send

For What is unwelcome? No one's nose. It asks me for the time, and I offer it a kleenex. Will you ask me for the last time? There's too many sounds to concentrate on anything. Should I make myself able

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Saturday Night Live Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going,

For I have been a comedysportz referee. But not for a while. It's hard to imagine doing anything when I feel like my body is failing me. I know I won't always be sick. But each time I am, my body accumulates

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is pneumonia Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send

For My parents were not the ones to appreciate my art. At least not to the point of buying it. Once my aunt offered to buy a log cabin I’d made as a diorama. In retrospect that makes no sense. Why in the

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Stranger Things Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going,

For I'm bound to fail at any task I don't attempt. I'm also likely to fail most tasks I do attempt, but there's nothing bad about failing most things, ergo might as well attempt those most things. I enjoyed

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is marsupials Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send

For The gown is badly made. That shouldn't make you feel ashamed. You're not a good gown maker. So? There's plenty to learn by doing things badly. You can do them badly and then try to make them better.

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Platypuses Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Stranger Things! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going,

For From one degree to another. it gets warmer gradually. Soon my feet are burning. Cinders, ash, toe jam. The toe jam begins to curdle, curl, up up up into the night sky like a passion fruit, passionately

Welcome to Punday Monday! Celebrations of MLK Jr. Day to you all tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is drinks! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like

Extreme men felt extremely threatened in the place of peace. They destroyed it with words, deprivation, and bombs. Their children knew only extreme fear, hunger, and sorrow. When an extreme man saw the

For If... well, this is apt. This is. I have a whistle. And we're going to start blowing our whistles. We're going to call foul on the penalties around us. ICE. ICE is an abomination, like the gestapo