I would like to nominate Hive account@ned. Come on mate, I've nominated you like 6 times now, it's starting to look like you don't care about me anymore. Have you so soon forgotten those sleepless nights I held you in my arms slowly combing and applying product to your hair in a very deliberate and specific manner so as to disturb the perfect quaff you have so delicately maintained ever since that mishap in there's something about Mary inspired you. They were simpler times, when we spoke of long walks and holding hands follow quickly by "no homo" lest the act of pegging one another turned us gay. I know you fondly remember those times so come join us and help create a better steem. Join #comedyopenmic.

My second nomination is probably more likely to join. I'd like to nominate Hive account@steemmatt. Sexy Matty. What I wrote above was actually intended for you, but at the last second I bailed. Don't leave me hanging, wondering where you went off to. Leave me a message, let me know you're around, I'll be happy even with a flag from you anything really. Come join us again, I'm we're in need of your assistance, come bring us into the light, no longer hide our love but let it shine. Post for me in #comedyopenmic once again and show us all your great... humor of sense.