Scene: Sun is rising in the background and one tiny crypto portfolio is wondering what the hell just hit it?
07:00 - Feeling quite weak - I lost about a hundred billion pounds in just 4 hours!
08:00 - One hour candles are consistently red for the last 2688 hours - will I live to see another day??? I seem to be getting lighter by the second!
11:30 - Ok, maybe the worst is over now! I have seen two green hourly candles and according to Haejin's triangles, I have broken the resistance line or some shit like that. I think I am in the clear! Let the bull run begin. (cracks open a bottle of bubbly - and sips whilst looking at coinmarketcap)
13:00 - Oh crap - that was a bull trap! I have lost another ten billion pounds in the last ten minutes! I think it is over for realz this time! I better say my good byes to all the Dans and Neds :(
16:00 - I am struggling to breath - there is not enough trading volume - don't bear with me - I don't want you to see me like this.
19:30 - Well hello beautiful, guess who's back?? I think I just put on 5000 billion pounds in last couple of hours. Now tell me again - who's your daddy?
21:00 - Feeling rather good again! I am invincible now - I have way too much invested in me, they wouldn't dare try and mess with me now!
23:45 - Not so good anymore - people have heard some rumours and now I am in shit again - it is too much for my code to cope with, I think it is the end!
00:00 - Prayer time - Oh lord of triangles please please let me live - I promise I will be good! Give me a chance to get to gazillion dollar marketcap and I will save the world! Pleaseeeee
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