Lately, I've been questioned about the source of my drinking problem and because I'm a straight to the point kind of person, here goes: Well, wouldn't you, if your man looks better in lingerie than you?!!

After 2 weeks off from Comedy Open Mic, this is my first week back to judging and it's been hard trying to keep up with all the discord chats and what's going on with the judges and participants. On top

How to tell when you did an exceptional job last night....when you get breakfast and a sexy dance. gif source Or she could just be feeling her biological clock ticking I nominate @mr-chuckles and @steemmatt

When you’re fooling around with your girlfriend, trying to be a good boyfriend by giving her rear end some attention and she had Mexican food for lunch. gif source Always use protection, you never know

Some people just don't know how to be quiet. Everything they do is noisy, even their eating. This really annoys me especially when I have a newborn. Do you know how long it took me to get that baby to

After a long day at work, I just want to let loose, kick back, and relax gif source Or when I tell my hubby we have 5 minutes before the kids get back and ask what he'd like to do I invite @weimunyap and

Trying to stay awake so I can finish judging #comedyopenmic gif source Maybe drinking so many shots of vodka wasn't such a great idea I invite @mightpossibly and @theregularguy to join us at #comedyopenmic.

A professional constantly practices to improve their skills. gif source Just be careful not to burn yourself out I invite @jimshorts and @weirdnews to join us at #comedyopenmic.

When your boyfriend fingers you at the school play so you pretend to be amazed by the young performers gif source Gotta protect those young minds from indecencies

When you’re in a crowded elevator and feel yourself pressed back against some guy against your will cuz it’s either that or having your face in someone’s butt (another curse of being horizontally vertically

When your daughter goes to bed early but can't stay awake the next day gif source I just thought she's really good at stretching her monthly allowance, well time to charge her rent like any working adult.

When you cheat on a girl and she forgives you, Don't be too quick to feel relieved gif sources: 1, 2 She may be all smiles on the outside, but inside, she's already plotting her revenge I nominate

Being short poses a lot of struggles and limitations. Some of these can be life threatening. gif source When I'm driving at night and a car comes from the opposite direction. I have to be creative and

You know he loves you when he'll do anything to help you get ahead in life gif source Now, that's a keeper Submitting for Comedy Open Mic Round 11 Entry1 and inviting @allseeingewe and @anibal-aa to come

Birthing an idea and giving it reality can sometimes be as laborious and painful as giving birth to a child. Take for example, Comedy Open Mic. It was birthed from the dark creative recesses of @idikuci's

Parenting is a tricky thing. There's no manual for it and what works for some may not work for others as children can be as diverse as (all you smart people insert something here, I can't think of anything