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tokenbb
2019-03-29 19:56
RE: Forum drugwars
Topic: Check my latest fight ! gansta vs take5 View this topic on TokenBB
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funny
2019-03-13 08:33
RE: Jesus Christ
You should also know, he gargles with the wine every morning...before brushing.
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funny
2019-03-13 08:30
RE: Jesus Christ
Everything from his holiness is valuable. Recycling the booger concentrates the holy.
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dtubesnapr
2018-12-09 03:04
RE: How I Engage With My Audience - My Response To @clixmoney's DTubeSnapQ
Yo yo @bobaphet. I always enjoy your videos and it's good to see that you cover a wide range of topics, from funny to meditative and thought provoking, informative. I'm also liking your ending with the
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humor
2018-12-01 01:48
RE: I Drank Five Beers and Fell Off a Rock in the Roosevelt National Forest — Comedy Open Mic #40
I love the ending to this. I was chuckling throughout and the ending just made me burst out laughing. Thanks for your entry, @brandt. It's nice to see you in COM again.
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comedyopenmic
2018-11-16 06:21
RE: Bad Words: Comedyopenmic 38
Somehow, this is how I imagine you look in real life. And to answer your question, too many and too traumatized to remember the exact amount.
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worklife
2018-11-12 23:48
RE: Why I'm expendable
I think we both know what you want expanding.
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comedyopenmic
2018-11-12 03:55
RE: The Bishop in my mouth: Comedyopenmic 36 Second Entry
Hmmmm, baby brother or brostitute? It's so hard to choose. I'll send you some Steem but I want some hard evidence of what he can offer.
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comedyopenmic
2018-11-12 00:31
RE: You Know What I Mean By that, Right? Comedy Open Mic - Round 37
Haha, nicely done, @dandays.
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comedyopenmic
2018-11-12 00:27
RE: Bad Words: Comedyopenmic 38
Until I got on steemit, I didn't even know what a glory hole was. Stop teaching bad words, @belemo.
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comedyopenmic
2018-11-12 00:12
RE: Comedyopenmic round 38 | an Anniversary
Wow, those 2 in the water are getting quite a show.
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comedyopenmic
2018-11-09 21:20
RE: Comedy open mic ronda #37 Reflection (2da entry)
This is a good reminder to be grateful for what we have and not be so quick to judge someone on their appearance.
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comedyopenmic
2018-11-09 06:24
RE: Comedy Open Mic Round 37 (Entry#2) : OVER THE SILVER SKY TO THE WORLD OF NEVER : Part 64 - I'm Really Difficult To Buy For.
This is turning out to be quite a tale. I need to go back and read on some that I missed.
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comedyopenmic
2018-11-09 01:26
RE: Abolish NO NUT NOVEMBER: Comedyopenmic37 second entry
I've never heard of No Nut November and I haven't had nut explained in such a way. You've managed to convince me of the importance of nut so happy nutting to you.
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comedyopenmic
2018-11-09 00:33
RE: Comedy open mic week 37
Welcome to COM @ericaa, thanks for making us laugh. I love the ending 'nut ate nut'. I'm done!!! I swear that's gonna be stuck in my head for the rest of the day.
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comedyopenmic
2018-11-08 03:55
RE: Quick Room Service Joke - ComedyOpenMic Week 37 - Round One Warm Up
Could you guys come clean my house afterwards?
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funny
2018-11-08 03:45
RE: Delerium + Merlot = Quill's Delerious Delights
Thank you @quillfire for this deliriously hilarious post. My favorite part: I have counter-suggested that if one is ever with a woman who sounds like that in the midst of carnal delight, to call the local
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comedyopenmic
2018-11-08 02:38
RE: Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 37
You're missing out, holy.
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worklife
2018-11-06 11:03
RE: Why I'm expendable
It's better to be expandable.
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comedyopenmic
2018-11-06 10:52
RE: Comedyopenmic round 37; uncle @skiwzz
Nah, just leave it in there and tell her even a piece of gum in her hair doesn't take away from her beauty.
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