Thank you Hive account@quillfire for this deliriously hilarious post.

My favorite part:

I have counter-suggested that if one is ever with a woman who sounds like that in the midst of carnal delight, to call the local priest and have him conduct an exorcism.

I can't believe I wasted 3+ minutes of my life watching that video of Yoko Ono, but that last one definitely made up for it.

I don't know you but I would totally vote you for president if my vote counted.

Cheers!!