When you’re in a crowded elevator and feel yourself pressed back against some guy against your will cuz it’s either that or having your face in someone’s butt (another curse of being horizontally vertically challenged). And then you feel something creeping up your back. Is that what I think it is, you think a little bit creeped out until you a feel nudging at your shoulder blade and you’re not sure whether to be offended or impressed.
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I'll take that over my face in a butt, any day
