Hi, I'm meatwad.
I may be retarded, but I'm not sure. 
I like playing with my dolls, and listening to my jambox, and fine ass shorties.
And drugs.
I ain’t got no job, my wife left me, bills piling up, I got child-support payments, and I don’t know if any of what I just said is true.
I would kill somebody in front of their own mama to get a ten speed. And if any witnesses testify against me, I'll gouge their eyes out.
My best friend is Boxy Brown.
Wait, what was I doing?
Oh, Steemit, right.
Shake says that books are the devil and T.V. is twice as fast.
Just let me know if y'all want to play some clam digger, love that game, all about the parking.
It don't matter what you look like on the outside, white or black or sasquatch even, as long as you follow your dream no matter how crazy or against the law it is.
Except if it's FOMO 3D, that'd be fun if I was stupid.
I wanted a bunny rabbit, I was gonna name it Nathan... that's Latin for warm by the way... Nathan Scott Phillips.
Well I can't remember what I was doing here, time to go do my power walking.
One day I gone learn to swim. When I'm an adult. Swim.
I'm not drunk! You the drunk one! Are you gonna do somethin bout it?!
Fudge you, butthole.
This post and all ensuing posts is a tribute to the Meatwad character, creation of Dave Willis and Matt Maiellaro for the Cartoon Network/Adult Swim show "Aqua Teen Hunger Force"