10+ New Chuck Norris Steemit Jokes [Click Or Get Kicked] Comedy Open Mic Week 27 - Entry #1

Chuck Norris and I have a mutual understanding...

Whenever he comes to me in a vision, or leaves a combat knife through my door holding a note to post Chuck Norris Steemit jokes, it's important to act fast.

It really must be amazing to be Chuck Norris. Just imagine if we could walk a mile in his shoes...

You can't. Chuck's shoes are designed to self-destruct if anyone else tries to put them on.

Everyone fears and respects Chuck. He can do whatever he wants. He can do the impossible.

When it comes to Steemit, his account has infinite Steem Power without holding any Steem.

He's also the only Steemian who can have capital letters in their account name.

Now that I'm warmed up, let's get on with it...

10 NEW ORIGINAL CHUCK NORRIS STEEMIT JOKES:

1. Hive account@ned's perfect hair is actually from a hair transplant using Chuck Norris' hair. The debt was repaid with infinite Steem Power, and the smartest SMT dedicated in Chuck's honor.

2. Chuck Norris created his own Hive account@steemmonster card, which blinds anyone if they see it, and single-handedly defeats all other monsters combined.

3. Chuck Norris once did a Menē silver bullet unboxing using only the power of his mind, just before leaving for his werewolf hunting trip.

4. If Chuck Norris were a Steemit witness, blocks would get destroyed for missing him.

5. Hive account@damira hasn't posted in a while because she ran off with Chuck Norris. After Hive account@dandesign86 wrote him a thank you letter, he's had a lot more time to blog again.

6. Chuck Norris once did Hive account@papa-pepper's hot pepper challenge, and the pepper forfeited.

7. Spoiler alert!! Hive account@dj123 secretly writes blogs for Chuck Norris on an old Steemit hard fork, earning the best reward possible... a thumbs up.

8. Chuck Norris is traveling to SteemFest in Poland in November. The swim will take him a leisurely 3 hours if he doesn't have to knock out any sharks on the way.

9. Chuck Norris once won Steemit's Hive account@openmic music contest using only a silent video of himself destroying a piano with a vicious roundhouse kick.

10. Chuck Norris once won Hive account@comedyopenmic by secretly using Hive account@steemmatt's account. The easter egg he left was so powerful that it was instantly Easter when Hive account@idikuci realized it.

Hit me with your best replies to make Chuck proud.

Hive account@steemmatt

Nominations: Hive account@bentheredonethat + Hive account@mgood.

Thanks to the organizers, judges and llamas for keeping this contest running.

Link to COM round 27.