The Top Ten Things I Should Pack If I Ever Met @idikuci - Comedy Open Mic Week 33 - Entry #2

A while back, COM's founder, Hive account@idikuci, invited me to meet for a beer if I ever made my way down under to Australia. At the time he and Hive account@dj123 often referred to me as "sexymatty", so while this hasn't happened yet, I thought it'd be wise to be prepared if it ever did.

If I left anything out, I'd really appreciate your advice.

The Essentials:

1. That nail polish that changes color when dipped into a spiked drink
2. Whistle
3. Pepper spray
4. Taser
5. Pocket knife to cut free from restraints
6. Skeleton key
7. GPS device
8. Map of the desert
9. Survival bug-out backpack
10. A wooden stake, just in case.

General faith in God and humanity will also be essential from a mental standpoint.

Looking forward to that beer now!

Thank you,
Hive account@steemmatt

I nominate Hive account@mightpossibly & Hive account@ninjamike, two nice guys who seem to be making blogging comebacks.

Check out my Chuck Norris Steemit Facts for my first entry.